Wednesday, July 29, 2009

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The Devil Made Me Do It

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A San Antonio woman has claimed responsibility for what police are calling the most gruesome child killing in recent history.

Otty Sanchez informed police that she was “hearing voices” and that the devil made her kill her infant son, Scott Wesley Buchholtz Sanchez who she just gave birth to on June 30. The boy’s body was found stabbed, decapitated and mutilated early Sunday. According to police, Sanchez skinned the baby with a kitchen knife, then she stabbed herself several times in the abdomen.

She was taken to University Hospital where she rested in stable condition and was later charged on Sunday night with capital murder

10 Ways to Tell a Person is Lying

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There is no real way to tell why a person would fix their mouth to tell a lie. Unless otherwise obvious, like lying to conceal an illegal endeavor that can land you in the slammer, like money laundering, robbery or homicide, a felony of sort will definitely produce a lie or two. However, there are a multitude of scenarios to paint the picture of why a loved one would lie to you. Be it kinship, friendship or romance, there are several reasons why one may feel the need to tell a lie, but there are always ways to tell. Take a look at these 10 tips that are indicative of skewed truths.

1.) Study Body Language - when someone is lying or claiming falsities, there are almost always physical clues. For example, a stiff demeanor, wringing of the hands, a nervous sway, sweating and fidgeting are, in some cases, a dead give away. A lot of times people tend to overlook the subtleties.

2.) Probe for Details- sadly, someone who is lying will go out of their way to convince you that he or she is telling the truth, including enduring a semi-cross examination. If you seek details of the proposed truth, there are bound to be holes through the story. The devil is in the details so circle back and ask specific questions and, more often than not, the liar is bound to slip up.

3.) Refusal to Cooperate – if a person is lying, they will sometimes try to dodge the entire conversation by storming off to another room when questioned, accusing you of being untrustworthy and insecure. If a person is telling the truth, they have nothing to hide and no reason to avoid your questions. But the moment your inquisitions spark erratic behavior and refusal to cooperate, you’re more than likely not going to get the truth.

4.) Sketchy Eye Contact – people who lie hardly notice that they display telltale signs. Eye contact is one of the easiest ways to gauge if a person is telling the truth. Often times, a liar will have shifty eye contact, and the eyes will drift around the room. People who have mastered the craft, will have no problem looking you in the eyes and telling a bold face lie, and these are the people you want to avoid at all costs.

5.) Watch for Stress Indicators – when a person is stressed with the idea of coming clean and decides to take the lying route, psychologists say that dilated pupils and a change in vocal pitch are very common amongst liars. In this case, if someone is trying to convince you of non-truths, their voice suddenly shoots up a few octaves, and they look like a deer in headlights, he or she could be lying.

6.) Listen For Pauses – if someone is in a situation that calls for immediate damage control and resorts to lying, he or she will have to make up a story on the spot. While making up a story isn’t hard for some, they will pause for a beat or two to collect their thoughts and think of the next part of the lie. This is how one lie leads to many and remember to ask detailed questions.

7.) Listen and Ask Again- if you’re asking questions throughout a liar’s storytelling process, you, yourself, may tend to forget what you’ve asked and the answers given. But if you’re quiet and listening, the liar will feel that they’ve prevailed and are no longer on guard. But once, they’re finished with their story, ask him or her to repeat the story again from beginning to end, and there are bound to be inconsistencies. Be weary though, smart people lie better than most.

8.) Watch for Catchphrases – someone who wants to appear as though they’re telling the truth may use phrases like, “honestly” or “to be honest.” In other words, this person is making a conscious effort to be “honest,” which could mean everything that was said prior to “to be honest” could be a lie, or everything after the “honestly” could be untrue as well.

9.) Be Honest With Yourself - the truth hurts, and sometimes people say they want the truth but will gladly believe a lie, and this is why liars succeed. Some will willingly lie to someone who has a weakness for them, and know how to maneuver to produce the desired results. But does the story really make sense? Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to, or get lied to. Pick your poison.

10.) Trust Your Gut - intuition is something a lot of people have learned to ignore or overlook with age. But be in touch with your inner-self; if something inside says, “this is not right,” or you get the distinct feeling someone is trying to get over on you, trust your instincts and take that as all the truth you need.

Jesus Take the Wheel: Lady Burns Husband’s Nuts With Hot Boiling Water!


A poor guy got his sack melted because his wife thought he was cheating.

In a lesser town, Emmanuel “Ojo” Ojofeitimi would have been just another dude whose wife got angry at him for cheating and poured a cauldron of boiling water over his genitals while he slept. In New York, we have tabloids!

Ojo’s appearance at the hospital sent hospital employees flying to the phones to call their favorite tabloid reporters. Ojo was only too happy to describe the dramatic incident in detail!

“I didn’t know what had happened. By the time I woke up, the skin was falling off,” Ojofeitimi said.

It sounded like a woman screaming,” a neighbor in their Springfield Gardens building said of the 6 a.m. attack.

Between the Daily News and the Post, this story got a total of nine bylines today. If the Al “Grits” Green incident happened today, an entire spinoff paper would need to be launched. Tabloids: there when we need them.

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Don't Drop The Soap

A pretty-boy Hugo Boss model -- who made headlines last year for being the boy toy of a 37-year-old teacher -- was charged yesterday with taking part in holdup ring that robbed 15 gas stations and delis in the last month.
Joshua Walter, 20, of Queens and three others were busted early yesterday for the string of brazen robberies -- and they confessed, sources said.
Cops said the thug band would go armed to grab cash out of registers. Then, they would also rob everybody in the place.
The quartet got $800 to $1,000 at each of their jobs for a total take of $12,000 to $15,000.
The spree began June 14 and ended on Sunday at a Dunkin' Donuts on Horace Harding Expressway, where Walter allegedly pistol-whipped one of the victims, sources said.
In addition to gas stations, Walter and his pals hit 7-11 stores, bodegas and fruit and vegetable markets in Rego Park, Jackson Heights, Forest Hills, and Jamaica, Queens, and in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, the sources said.
The suspects were busted at 1:30 a.m. yesterday when cops assigned to the Queens North auto larceny squad stopped a Chevy Astro van with four men inside on 30th Avenue near 31st Street in Astoria.
One of the men ran out of the van but he was caught after a short foot chase, cops said.
The four were taken to the Queens robbery squad, where lineups were held, the suspects allegedly confessed and they were arrested.
They were charged with robbery and criminal possession of a firearm.
In addition to Walter, the other three members of the gang were identified as Lamont Adams, 33, and Willie Winston, 30, of Queens and James Young, 29, of Brooklyn.
Walter, taking advantage of his slim, sullen look, has modeled in Milan, Paris and the Big Apple.
He shares a home with Gina Salamino, 37, a former second-grade teacher who lost her job at PS 121 in Jamaica after their relationship was discovered.
Gina and Josh first met when he was only 12.
They renewed their acquaintance at a family party on Aug. 6, 2007, and said they first hooked up during the 2006-2007 school year -- when Walter was 17.
In a bid to reclaim her job, Salamino contended there was nothing wrong with her liaisons because Walter wasn't her student, and at 17, wasn't a minor.
While that's true in terms of criminal law, city education law considers anyone under the age of 18 a minor, a Manhattan Supreme Court judge ruled.
When Department of Education investigators questioned Walter about Salamino, he said, "I'm tapping that ass and there's nothing you can do about it."
He said he considered the older woman "my shorty."

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Reggie and Kim Broke Up

Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend of two years, New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush, are going their separate ways, the reality star's rep confirms to PEOPLE. The pair, who recently returned from a charity trip to Africa with Kardashian's sister Khloe, just last May talked about "heading" toward marriage, but sources tell PEOPLE their relationship suffered from the time they spent apart – with yet another separation looming with the upcoming NFL season. "They never get to see each other, ever," the source says. "It's been a long time coming. They still love each other and are part of their lives, but Reggie spends six months out of the year in New Orleans, so it's tough." Kardashian, 28, the star of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, had been dating Bush, 24, since 2007. The couple were seen as the perfect Hollywood pair, stepping out on red carpets and posing for a GQ spread together. "They were the cutest couple," another source tells PEOPLE. "They loved each other so much but they hardly saw each other. He starts his football training camp this week and she starts filming Keeping up with the Kardashians this week. They just need a break right now."

Yung Berger aka I dont like dark butts

Some girl in LA is accusing of Yung Berg of assaulting her. What had happened was, the girl and some of her friends were chilling at Yung Berger's house when he decides to toss her into the pool. I'm guessing 'ol girl didn't pass the pool test, because after she got out, Little Berger dipped into a room with some other chicken. This didn’t sit well with Soaking Wet Chick, because by her own admission she went off, yelling, screaming and trying to get into the room where Berg and his new chick were. Berg comes out, smacks her around and puts her out, still in her draws, soaking wet. One of Berg's boys felt sorry for Soaking Wet Chick and offered to give her a ride somewhere, when Berg decides to come along. Soaking Wet Chick says Berg told the driver, "We ain't taking her home." Then they drive Soaking Wet Chick to some desolate area, put her out and take her cell phone. The next day Soaking Wet Chick filed a police report.

Monday, July 27, 2009

EDDIE MURPHY ORDERED TO PAY $50K A MONTH IN CHILD SUPPORT TO MEL B … $5,000 LESS THAN NAS IS PAYING KELIS!!!


Eddie Murphy is one of the most successful Black actors of our time. His films have grossed more than $1 billion at the box office. So it should be no surprise that his pockets were gonna get HIT HARD when Mel B sued him for child support.

Well now the verdict is in, and Eddie has agreed to pay Mel B $50,000 a month in support. He’s also agreed to visitation and he reportedly wants to NOW be a part of his daughter Iris’ life.


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Saturday, July 25, 2009

RANDOM I.M GONE WRONG

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

LMAO: SHIT FROM LAST NITE

Toke this from textsfromlastnight.com :(617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.